MIND EXPANDING AQUAINTENCES


MIND EXPANDING ACQUAINTANCES.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       After just three days of being back on the farm and dependant on my family I was ready to pull my hair out.  Before the smash the rural heartland had been a new and exciting gateway to the world I intended to explore.  I was riding high on the power of youthful optimism and each new sunrise offered unexpected delights.  I had been swept away on a happy farmkids, adventure and the wheatbelt was my red dirt, teenage playground.  I was in the prime of life and I felt like the star in some kind of rags to riches Hollywood dream. 

Me and my girl on a Saturday night
 back seat passion in an old FC

American top forty and Wolf man Jack
 Drive in movies and dripping hamburgers.

A belly full of beer and a head full of stupid dreams
 An appointment with destiny who knows where?

Tomorrow ... maybe never.

Time as I was to discover does not stand still in your absence.  Things change from what they were and a place that once held such magic can become just another patch of ground where one unexceptional day follows another.  In less than twelve months what had been the setting for so much fun and vitality became just another form of painfully dull imprisonment.  I sat glued to the telly from morning till night as I had barely enough strength to lift myself out of the chair.  I wasn’t inspired in the slightest to engage in any creative pursuits and I couldn’t shake the nagging thought that the world was passing me by.  With the devastation of Darwin by Cyclone Tracy most of the lads went off to work on the massive reconstruction project.  Once active and mud splattered trail bikes lay forgotten and gathering dust in farmsheds as disillusioned fathers scratched their heads and sighed.  The promise of big money and adventure in the top end had enticed most of their adolescent sons to greener pastures leaving the wheatbelt to plod along in it’s normal uneventful way.  Life in the grip of pain can rob you of the confidence and lighthearted abandon that is required to maintain a proper romantic affair.  Through my ordeals I had hit an all time emotional low and I was not in a fit state to shower affection on anyone.  Anna Maria made as many trips from the city as she could but her intense dislike of my mother made the much awaited visits rare.  Her final stay on the farm ended in a desperate weeping drama which was caused by my blind, stupid temper.  So we could be alone for a while we  set off to take a stroll among the ripening wheat pastures. One of my crutches got stuck in some weeds among the stubble which caused me to lose my balance and fall.  Anna came to my aid as I struggled to get up and I barked at her like a schitzed out madman for the last acceptable time. 

The fall accentuated the oppressive weight of helplessness I was feeling and I took it out on Anna Maria in a barrage of unintended abuse.  The underlining cause for my outburst was nothing to do with her but I had no success trying to make things right.  With little hope of reconciliation between us she kept to herself in the spare bedroom for the remainder of her stay.  The next morning she refused a ride from Bryant and walked defiantly into Owen to catch the southbound train.  I left it a couple of days before I attempted to make contact ever hopeful she might have got over her huff.  Every time I tried to call her number the phone was engaged and when I finally got through I was greeted by the voice of her younger sister Kathy.

 When the youngster realized it was me on the line she promptly handed the phone to her mother. I received a scathing onslaught in a mix of english and greek and there was little chance of getting a word in edgeways.  She said her daughter never wanted to see me again and not to bother calling in future.  I was pleading desperately with her to let me speak with Anna as the phone was slammed down on the hook.  In that final moment the harsh reality set in that I had fucked up big time through an out of control temper.  An act of unbridled rage had scared my Grecian princess away and I was left to deal with the utter loneliness it brought. I made regular train trips from Owen to the Royal Adelaide Hospital and almost three years after my prang the final plaster cast and pins were removed.  At last I could slip into my Levi’s without having to worry about protruding, stainless steel rods.  Still on crutches but growing more independent by the day my strength began to return and I was able to accomplish the basics without the aid of another person.  Discarding the final cast helped no end to restore my self esteem and a big bonus was the fact I could get back behind the wheel of a car.  Hanging around the farm was sending me delirious and the front bar of the Owen pub was a far more inviting alternative. In the time I was incapacitated alcohol earned it’s place as a trusted allie to help me through recovery.  It’s the anesthetic you can pick up across the counter, self administer and then savior to oblivion as you take on a healthy 'who gives a flying fuck' attitude.  I had no social life to speak of other than the bar at the local boozer and without the lads around that was about as much fun as a saturday night in prison. 

Quite unannounced and much to my relief the two Robert’s blew into town on a three week leave from Darwin.  After toiling in the tropical sun for months on end they were as in need of some fun as myself.  The local farmgirls had been badly neglected since the crew split up, so in our old haunts we got legless drunk, laid and left for dead at every available opportunity.  By the time their hometown escapades had come to a close we were all hungover, penniless broke and restless as caged lions.  My buddies eventually left Owen for their new home in the territory and I returned to my well worn position by the idiot box. After the boundless stimulation of hanging out with the lads my long dormant lust for life had been given a healthy kickstart.  Within a week of their departure I decided escape the dull pace of the farm and move back to the city.  It was certainly going to be a trip into the great unknown because the only friends I had in Adelaide besides a host of snooping relatives were Jack and Kitty or Fred Steel and his brother.  My old room at Ayers House had long since been rented out and besides I didn't really feel like being around old Jack's constant misery gutsing.  Fred was my last possible option and he gladly offered up his bumpy old couch until I could find somewhere better.  Freds lounge room offered no privacy and the settee was about as comfortable as wheatbags, but it was better by far than having to depend on my relations.  I needed a whole new range of experience that didn't include family involvement or restrictions. 

My second smoke of pot was the first thing to happen after I hobbled in Fred’s front door.  I was in much better spirits than the first time I sampled the devil weed and I found it a lot easier to get into the warped sense of humour of he and his brother.  The herb superb was consumed constantly in the time I stayed at the house and as the days turned into weeks I became just another stoned and babbling, big city ‘Pot head’.  It was a most agreeable initiation into the realms of cannabis elevated consciousness. For about three and a half years after I got out of hospital I received workers compensation payments from my previous employer.  The police report had stated that I was 100% free of blame as I had been hit by a car coming through a red light on my left.  The incident took place while I was riding home from work which entitled me to weekly compo payments and a lump sum settlement after the matter was heard in court.  I used to go to the factory each week to pick up the compo cheques rather than waiting for them to arrive through the mail and my ex-boss would just leave me standing at the counter while he did the paperwork.  The mean old fart wouldn’t piss on a man if he was on fire let alone offer a cripple a chair.  The superior acting shit would have a little winge each week about the fact he had to cough up the money.  He acted as if the cash was coming out of his own pocket even after I made mention of reimbursement through the workers compensation scheme. Sometimes I popped out the back to say hi to my old workmates and they were just as preoccupied by my weekly payments as the boss.  Quite often they would drop smart arse remarks like,“Fuck!, I’d stick my head in a vice if I didn’t have to come to work in this shithole”. Much to the relief of the boss my weekly compo payments came to an end and I went onto sickness benefits.  Then just one week into my new financial arrangement I was informed I had to become a live in patient at a Government Re-habilitation Center. The desk official at the Department of Social Security sang great praise of the re-habilitation center that would get me back in,“Ship shape condition” and ready to re-enter the workforce.  He even had the hide to suggest I would once again be a,“Worthwhile member of the community”.  I took his remarks to mean if you are rendered disabled and incapable of working you are no longer considered of any value to society. The insensitive remarks made by that drone were the final straw in making me feel I had landed on the scrap heap of civilization.  And they wonder why people lose faith in the system.
Just  like  ants  in  the  sugarbowl.

As things turned out my new living arrangements were a blessing in disguise.  I’d been feeling that I had over stayed my welcome at Fred’s place and an inner city address would be quite convenient.  Saint Margaret’s Rehabilitation centre became my new place of residence and it was home to a host of displaced individuals.  The majority of them were in wheelchairs or on crutches and other forms of physical support.  There were people with brain damage, Saint Vitus dance, epilepsy and any other ailment you care to imagine.  Unified by a host of common afflictions this assembly of outcasts cared for and supported each other and they were a good lot to know.  At Saint Margaret’s I soon fell in with the most hardline of the rebels and trouble makers.  These were the ones the strict, draconian Administrator had blacklisted for unruly or unsociable behavior.  The ring leaders of this segregated minority were Graham a university graduate who’s throat had been ripped out in a car smash and Nick a gay body builder who had sustained brain damage from a falling gym weight.  There was Joy the red haired and highly emotional English girl who was studying for a higher school certificate and Trevor, a wheelchair bound intellectual who took pleasure in laughing at his own frailty.  Graham was a spooky little urchin who wore really thick bi-focal glasses.  They magnified his intense and intelligent eyes to twice their actual size and protruded from his face like television monitors to the soul.  Because of the injuries he had received to his throat he spoke in a low and barely audible, forced whisper. 

Graham was a button pushing jester who seized every opportunity to nudge at the masks of those around him.  On the second day after my arrival at the centre he walked right up close and put his face in mine.  In a highly theatrical manner and for all to hear, he hit me with a question that demanded a reply.  “Is your name ‘really’, ... Steven Trip?”  Caught completely off guard I became defensive and informed him that it was, but the correct spelling was with a double ‘P’.  I elaborated further to let him know my high school nickname was ‘TRIPPPA’ which I preferred to spell with three P’s and an ‘A’ on the end.  He had a conceding little chuckle at my quick response but he was not completely convinced.  He wanted to know the in’s and out’s of my family history to narrow down the details of how I got that name.  It seemed ridiculous that he was placing so much importance on my given title so I just laughed it off.  At that stage in the game I could blurt out most of the hip pot head jargon of the day but I was yet to venture into the ‘Psycho-tropic playground’. 

Joy the English girl was well at home among the rebels because of a healthy resistance to the dictates of the Administrator.  She would kick up a stink at the smallest infringement of her personal rights and come to the aid of others in need.  Joy and I hit it off from the word go and within a month we were lovers.  Unknown to anyone Graham had been nurturing a secret crush on Joy which came bubbling to the surface the moment she and I teamed up.  From then on Graham started referring to me as,“Mr. Ego-Tripper” but it was always conveyed in the spirit of newly acquired friendship.  Daily I attended excruciating therapy sessions and when they were over I couldn’t do much at all but lay down and recover.  I had my own pokey, little cubicle as did all of the other patients nestled among a tower of cheaply painted besser blocks.   There was hardly enough room to swing a cat and I’ve seen bigger prison cells.  The center had a fully equipped Art facility which was stocked with high quality materials.  When I had enough energy I would indulge to my hearts content and make good use of the free materials.  Prolonged sketching sessions produced the framework for surrealistic dreamscapes which were eventually finished in oils.  I got into sculpture seriously for the first time in my life in clay, plaster and wood blocks.  If ever I made an irreparable mistake with anything I was working on I simply ditched it and started again, happy in the knowledge it wasn’t costing me a brass razoo.

 Pension days around Saint Margaret’s were a cause for celebration for those who were capable of enjoying it.  The most risky and mischievous stunt our merry little gang ever pulled off was a cleverly orchestrated piss up at the local Tavern.  We conspired like thieves early in the day to meet at the front gate after the ward matron had completed her rounds.  What a sorry sight we must have made as we negotiated the uneven sidewalk’s to the pub.  Nick the Brain damaged body builder was pushing Trevor in his wheel chair and he performed exaggerated muscular displays with the most slight of his kerbside exertions.  I had graduated to walking sticks by this stage and my jerky movements closely resembled a newborn giraffe learning how to walk.  Saint Vitus dance afflicted Ruby was being assisted by Joy who was the only one among us without a physical impairment.  Graham was power walking ahead of the group and getting impatient with our slow progress.  Apparently he had to meet some bloke in the front bar.  When we finally got to the pub we located a table and started ordering drinks.  The most trendy drink of the day was a mixture of three kinds of Cinzano, dry ginger and a twist of lemon.  They were called, ... ‘NEWKS’ after the world beating tennis player. With each new and dangerously under spaced round we raised our glasses and mimicked the guy on the telly.    “BEAUTY NEWK” Graham only hung around for the first round and he was checking his watch the whole time.  After some time a real freaky looking guy walked into the bar and just hung in the doorway scanning the room.  When Graham and the other bloke spotted each other they went into a truly bizarre routine of talking with their eyes.  This was particularly weird coming from Graham as his magnified and highly animated eyeballs rolled around in his head.  He got up out of his chair at a contrived pace and walked towards the beer garden following the other guy.  I had never been anywhere close to a drug deal in my life and I only caught on when joy explained what was happening.  Graham returned a short while later as I was checking out the jukebox with Nick.  He walked straight up to me like a steroid charged foot soldier and whispered in a low guttural tone, “Open your  gob Mr. Ego-Tripper  we’re  going  on  a lovely  little holiday” As I opened my mouth to ask him what he meant he touched my tongue for some strange reason. When he removed his finger from my mouth there was a bitter on the end of my tongue.  I removed the minute object with the tip of my finger and naively asked him what it was. “Acid  man, Blue  Moon, ... Just  swallow  the  friggin  thing  quick”  I did as he instructed with no idea of what lay ahead.  Nick was the next in line for a free trip to who knows where and he did an impressive camp mock orgasm as he consumed the acid.  He looked a lot like one of those sexy girls in the ice cream ads.  His loud and exaggerated sound effects caught the attention of the barman who bellowed out over the heads of the bar patrons., “Put a lid on the bloody racket will Ya’s!” I dropped a coin in the slot of the jukebox then we returned to our seats as the room was filled with the sound of David Essex singing,...‘Rock On’. Shortly after receiving the little paper mood booster I started feeling that something was extremely right as the business suited gathering at the bar were transformed into a swaying huddle of giant insect lava.  The mirrored bottle rack before them became a colorful and illuminated mother insect with a thousand protruding, silver nipples. Like the tentacles of a many legged octopus her thirsty offspring scrambled to get their share and the barman turned into Daffy Duck. Daffy appeared to be harvesting corn in a field which sat at the top of a rocky, wave swept cliff. 
Weird Man, ...

I turned around at the speed of a wounded snail to find Graham’s larger than life eyeballs an inch from my nose and bulging like a couple of newly sprouted puff balls.  I think he was speaking to me but it might have been a psychic transmission.  Whatever it was I knew he wanted to know if I was enjoying the ride.  What came hemorrhaging out of the gaping hole in my head was a slimy and foul tasting ectoplasm of Cinzano, vomit and the tortured attempts at an answer.  I was leaning on Nick at the time who had long since surrendered to the sparkling wonders of the jukebox.  My reconstituted hospital dinner seriously detracted from the luminescent majesty of the music machine and Nicks reaction at being puked on was over the top.  Daffy Duck came fluttering over and kicked us all out as the Dancing Queen by ABBA was filling the smoky airwaves. Our happy little gang left the insects to their feeding frenzy and returned to the center. Once in the men’s dormitory we were packed into Graham’s tiny room like a womb full of embryonic monkeys.  Joy and Ruby didn’t drop any acid so they had some difficulty in relating to our tripped out antics.  There was so little room to move that it came as a welcomed relief when they decided to leave us to it and retire for the night.  I had been laying on the bed next to Graham with Joy sitting on my stomach but her constant attempts to get smoochy were blowing my mind.  In that highly elevated state the sensation of kissing was like being sucked through a fleshy wet maze inhabited by a dancing sea cucumber. 

On the departure of the girls Graham, myself, Trevor and Nick switched on to a common psychic frequency and blasted off for the outer limits.  Being the demanding little control freak he was Graham insisted that the musical mood for our experience should be his Leonard Cohen collection.  He had every album the man ever made and as each new song commenced he gave a muffled yet passionate interpretation of what he thought they meant.  Nick was lost in an Asterix comic that he discovered under the bed.  Every now and again he would give a little ‘Sylvester the Cat’ type of chuckle but other than that he was gone.  Trevor and Graham were involved in a long intellectual rave that meant absolutely nothing to me.  Trev tried to engage me in the less intricate aspects of the conversation which would always be met by Graham’s scorn. “Cut the friggin small talk you guys”  The only decoration in Graham’s room beside a large woven mandala was a color poster of Janis Joplin straddling a Harley chopper and giving the camera a privately amused ‘Big Mamma’ smile.  My body had long since demoleculized and I was becoming totally immersed in the picture when my view was obstructed by Graham’s face.
 “Don’t  look  at  the  pretty  colors  Fuckwit

The Mind


The mind is an intricate maze of rooms
with interconnecting doors.
Doors on all the walls and ceilings, doors on all the floors.
Each door leads to a new dimension
in which we store our thoughts
and the more we search the more we discover
 remembering the things we’re taught.
In the house of the human mind 
not all of the rooms are lit
the area known as subconscious
is a dark foreboding pit.
Only the brave explore this world 
prepared that they might fall
they’re groping through the darkness
for the switch upon the wall.
Only a handful find that switch
and when the light is turned on
they see in the middle
of their new awareness
old misconceptions are gone.
It’s here they look themselves in the eye
to find out if they are friends
in the rooms of the mind we live alone
and those mirrors will never end.
There’s an exit sign
above he door,
but that exit
won’t set you free.
Beyond that door
there’s another door
in the maze
of
infinity.

Leonard Cohen sang the night into the morning and Nick eventually conked out on the floor like a beached whale.  Graham thought it was hilarious because the rest of us were so zinged up.  Trevor gave a detailed account of what was happening inside of Nick’s poor brain damaged head, which triggered muted, high pitched screams of delight from Graham.  After hours of contributing his wisdom to the collective frenzy Trevor said he wanted to go to bed so he could get back into his book.  He was reading a complex instruction manual on how to construct an anti-gravity machine and he maintained it was the way of the future for the physically impaired.   Someday he declared with a chuckle, people would be able to fly to the moon in their wheelchairs.  Trev used to keep the book in a leather, studded pouch on his chair and it received his undivided attention most of the time.  Getting our comrade settled into his cot turned out to be the biggest laugh of the evening.  The transition from his wheel chair to the bed was assisted by a hydraulic hoist which quite often seized up without warning.  The mechanical arm managed to get him half way there then it cut out with a nasty little hiss.  Trevor’s frail and shriveled body was suspended in mid air and he was spinning around slowly like a kid on a swing.  He was laughing louder than anyone as we banged away at the connections and tried to free him.  When he was finally tucked in with his book he told us that he loved getting stuck mid way in the hoist because it reminded him of happier days before he lost the use of his legs.  Leaving Trev to his astrophysical pursuits we said goodnight and wandered off .  As I was closing the door Graham grabbed my arm with unnecessary force and said, “Come with me, ... Goof Ball and keep your gob shut”.  We moved up the dormitory hallway like free floating astronauts and departed through a laundry door into the crisp chill of the approaching dawn.  Once outside Graham said, ... “Don’t  ride  the  trip, Tripppa!, let  the  trip  ride  you”.

I followed Graham through the floodlit grounds of Saint Margaret’s until we came to a stop on the mounds near the hockey field.  Like feathers falling from the heavens we came to rest on the neatly trimmed lawn and were silent.  Laying flat and looking up the starscape was shimmering like a million firefly’s caught in a big glass ball. As we surveyed infinity two shooting stars sliced through the night sky at lightening speed.  Not a word was spoken.  In time a grey and ominous cloud bank came billowing into view and engulfed the stars like a school of krill being swallowed by a gigantic whale.  The silence of the dawn was suddenly broken when Graham started chanting the word, ”DESIRE” in a repetitive and almost menacing tone.  He rolled away from me down the slope of the mound as the first tiny droplets of rain started to fall and it looked like fun so I joined him.  We rolled side by side for about thirty feet chanting … DESIRE!DESIRE!  then we both jumped up laughing.  That mad moment was my first attempt at any kind of physical gymnastic since the prang and it felt great.  It was probably the same sensation Trevor felt swinging around in his hoist.  I was in real pain after my psychedelic exertions, but it felt good to push it a little past my limitations.  I stretched a tendon in my knee as a result of our late night theatrics and I had to sit around with the afflicted limb suspended on a cushion for days.  I decided to wait until I was completely healed before I played with any more mind altering substances.

Life at Saint Margaret’s was so much like being at school it was scary.  The Administrator fit the role of the classic Headmaster from Hell and he would use any excuse to restrict peoples freedom.  He actually tried to forbid the romance that was blossoming between Joy and myself saying it was not the centers policy to allow this kind of thing.  He was promptly told to fuck off by both Joy and I which earned us a shared position at the top of his black list.  It wasn’t that easy for the interfering old fart to kick us out however as we were patients in recovery who were diagnosed with a number of physical and psychological problems.  One day in the art room while I was up to my elbows in clay the Administrator walked in and pulled up a stool beside my work bench.  He tried to come across like some kind of long lost uncle as he informed me that my outstanding works had not gone un-noticed.  In a confiding yet calculated tone he said the Director of the of Adelaide School of Fine Arts was one of his old buddies from the university days.  They were having the annual entrance examinations in the coming weeks and if it was alright by me he would submit my name for consideration.  I was under age by about six months and they weren’t taking any more applicants, but in some cases he said with a knowing chuckle, they would make exceptions. I arrived at the Art school only to find the Director was running late for the entrance examinations.  I had been told he was going to assess me personally, so while the other young hopefuls were attacking their practical exam I passed the time by gazing out of a window. 

After a while a rather cool looking, elderly gentleman rolled into the outdoors carpark on a beat up old BMW motorcycle.  He was wearing a beret and a striped sailors shirt with a bright red neck scarf.  I remember thinking if this is the Director of the Art school, how did he ever become friends with our anal retentive Administrator.  I confirmed it was in fact the Director when he walked into the room looking like he owned the place.  The Director and I got straight down to the business of finding out if I was talented enough to enter his Art school. I completed the practical examination in record time to catch up with the others then I was presented a theoretical question sheet.  I filled it out as best I could then put it on his desk next to a pile of other sheets.  In his assessment the Director said I leaned a little too close to ‘Dali’ and I needed to further examine the theory of art.  He said however that I held great promise and if I wanted to enrol at the Art School I was more than welcome.  I felt about a million feet tall at having been accepted, but an inner instinct was telling me not to rush in blindly. I was about to tell him I felt my true calling was somehow connected to music as he leaned in close and said, “Can I be completely honest with you?”.  I was a little taken back but I said, “Sure, Be my guest”  “Most of the young people who have come here today will end up designing tooth paste packets and the labels on soft drink bottles.  Take some friendly advice if you want to be a ‘Real Artist’.  Forget this place.  Get out into the real world and do something important”.  I politely thanked the Director for his advice and the invitation to enrol then I hobbled off back to the real world to think of something important to do.


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